May 072009

None! None More Black...So, a lot of folks starting get the same advice when they want to begin doing something healthy:

“Kill ten kobolds.”

No, wait. That’s the level 2 quest. Ah, here we go:

Walk for twenty minutes, three times a week.

Okay, so we can explore the map, but this is pretty frigging boring. I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum. Doen’t anyone have anything, I dunno, more interesting, but not needing any funky equipment?

As a matter of fact, yes we do.
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May 052009

Bar Trek from Geekyclean.comConvention season is just around the corner, and you all know what that means!  It’s time for us to start making fun of the “unwashed masses!”

I’ll bet you thought I was going to talk about hot girls in tight spandex, didn’t you?  Sheesh.

The fact of the matter is that folks like Randy Milholland wouldn’t be drawing things like “Aubrey’s Guide to Con Hygiene” if it weren’t for the fact that you could save money on that expensive home renovation project by carrying around items you need to peel paint off of on the last day of a convention.  For some reason it never occurs to some folks that when you’re stuck in a hotel with several thousand other people it might be a good idea to take a bath once in a while.

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